do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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