I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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