Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
