im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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