East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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