So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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