i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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