She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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