Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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