yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
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She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
soo... how was my night?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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