im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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