question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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