Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Who died my cat blue again?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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