Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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