Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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