your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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