Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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