Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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