Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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