Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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