you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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