Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
your room smells of hookers.
And success
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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