That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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