see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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