Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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