Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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