So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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