Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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