Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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