I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
