Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
she smelled like a LAN party
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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