just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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