Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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