woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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