Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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