Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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