I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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