He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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