Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I didn't notice because vodka
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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