i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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