ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize
