Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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