Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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