somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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