How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I love you.
Bad choice
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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