All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Everything about him screamed your future.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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