last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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