We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Are we still banned from the library?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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