The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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