So drunk, too bad you don't want this
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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