i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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