So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
