What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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